Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen please don't say a thing In matters of the heart sometimes the truth will have a sting Just don't take it personally, this is no attack But we will never last because I am white and you are also white I only like black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you are Nubian I want you to be in every fantasy But if you're a whitey, say nighty nighty You're just not the girl for me... I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread Don't call it jungle fever 'cause that just isn't right I am not racist, some of my best friends are white I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a cracker, you better get blacker Or else you best get out It is no mystery I like a sister, see That's what I'm talking about Our wedding song will be Ebony & Ivory And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanzaa tree But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class It's all about her heart; okay, it's partly about that ass I want me some black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a honky, you're singing the wrong key It's the honest truth The skin that she's dwellin' must contain melanin That is the fountain of youth