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It's the same old guys In the same old house Lying around doing nothing On the same old couch Oh no not another day doing nothing The only thing we get is the TV lovin' Then it happened our boy had an idea Put this ad in the paper And see what would appear Boredom's the matter with me I want to fight it You wash the dishes baby I'll do the dryin' Then it happened boy Then it happened boy Then it happened boy The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read Female flatmate wanted Beautifully fully furnished water front views Female flatmate wanted Deluxe apartment would you like to move Female flatmate wanted Ring the number provided and come on over If you're pretty come on If you're pretty come on If you're pretty Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed So many girls' numbers They had too much on their hands When they turned up they knew they would survive Beautiful women turning up Four or five at a time When they left their gave their name and number And said don't forget to call you gotta remember This went down in history As the slickest and biggest girls you've ever seen Boredom's the matter with me I want to fight it You was the dishes baby I'll do the drying On the weekend The weekend Weekend The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read