Johnny Bravo

Look, how incredibly strong I am My shoulders hold a ton of weight Trouble lives next door, we meet every day It pushes me around, but I stand straight Look, how incredibly solid I am I'm a concrete block, I'm a truckload of steel Misery drives down my street every day But I block the road and I stop its wheel I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You know that I'm fake, you can trust me Fake, come, swim in my lake Fake, don't be scared I'm fake, you can trust me! Look, how incredibly resistant I am I protect and I serve and I stand the pain I die a hundred times every day But I get up and I fight again Look, how incredibly reliable I am You can count on my words, whatever they mean Turn me on, I'm here every day My voice will keep you safe and clean I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You know that I'm fake, you can trust me Fake, come, swim in my lake Fake, don't be scared I'm fake, you can trust me! Get up on my back and relax, you're going to fly I can make you do it, you just have to try You can make a difference, why always comply? Come after me and you'll learn how to lie I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You can trust me, I'm fake! You can trust me, I'm fake! You can trust me, I'm fake! You can trust me, I'm fake! --- Johnny Bravo - Superbutt