The Salmon Dance

Hello, boys and girls, my name is Fat Lip And this is my friend, Sammy the Salmon Today we're gonna teach you some Fun facts about salmon and a brand new dance Let me introduce to you a brand new dance I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance It's not complicated, it's not too hard You don't even have to be a hip hop star See, anyone can do it, all you need is style Listen up, people gang, I'm a show you how Your hands to the side as silly as it seems Shake your body like a salmon floating upstream (I float upstream) You know how we do it You know how we do it again All my peeps spend part of their life In fresh water and part of their life in salt water Wow, very interesting They change round a couple of days after spawning then we die When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed They looked around and stood like I was on crack I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap" But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it And then I heard some bitches say, "Yo, that nigga's killing it" By the end of the night, everyone was on my team And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating upstream (I float upstream) You know how we do it You know how we do it again Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell Which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear Wow, my family also rely on ocean currents, tides The gravitational pull of the moon (I float upstream again) The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow, who knew? Did you know What? That I could go to Japan and back? You're kidding me? Amazing, Geez Polluted water can kill both baby salmon That are developing and the adult salmon That are on their way to spawn Wow, what a shame, what a shame Hey, kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon And his amazing salmon dance What ya say? Alright, who's hungry?