The Introvert Song

This is the opening verse So glad my plans got cancelled Yeah! Now I can stay inside And sing this s*xy melody And then it's right into the Chorus I'm gonna wrap myself in a f*cking blanket On my own and in the zone I'm gonna tell my friends that I "just can't make it" Pet my cat and watch my shows I'm gonna decompress, recharge Unwind and lower my stress Buttressed and I don't think I'm gettin' dressed Social events leave me distressed Nonetheless i'm the best! This is the introvert song This is the introvert song This is the introvert song This is the introvert song Oh-oh-oh They say "be the best version of yourself that you can be" And for me that means staying in and watching some tv That means: order out, eating in, I'll call delivery And drink my wine and have a good time I'm gonna wrap myself in a f*cking blanket On my own and in the zone I'm gonna tell my friends that I "just can't make it" Pet my cat and watch my shows I'm gonna decompress, recharge Unwind and lower my stress Buttressed and I don't think I'm gettin' dressed Social events leave me distressed Nonetheless i'm the best! This is the introvert song