Uncle Harry

Whoa Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath again He lives in a small flat all alone In the middle of a run down street Spends most evenings up the pub Drinking what he earned that week Harry keeps to himself Lives a quiet life No one can remember When Harry lost his mind Whoa Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath again Oh Uncle Harry you've done it all again You're pissing in the bath every now and then I caught you in the wrong place I caught you out of line I tell you not to do it But you do it all the time Do it all the time Whoa Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath Uncle Harry pissing in the bath Whoa, pissing in the bath again Poor Uncle Harry lost his mind along the way Poor Uncle Harry happened twenty years today Comes around to say hello Little did we know He's up to his old dirty tricks again Oh Uncle Harry, you've done it all again Oh Uncle Harry We really shouldn't laugh But every time we turn around You're pissing in the bath It's just a silly habit And we can't help but remind We tell you not to do it But you do it all the time --- Uncle Harry - The Living End