I’m So Humble

Watch out, watch out It's Conner! I've got it all and I'm gettin' more But I never fall, beat 'em all 'Cause you know I'm so humble I'm so humble, I'm so humble I'm a superstar, I kick down the door Got the money and the girls And I'm also so humble I'm so humble I'm so humble, I'm so humble Bar none, I am the most humble-est Number one at the top of the humble list My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness The thing about me that's so impressive Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model My belly's full from all the pride I swallow I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary It's not a competition, but I'm winnin' You won't hear me admit it Because I'm so timid and submissive I treat fat people like they were thin Talk simple for the dumbos I'm so humble I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius I've got it all and I'm gettin' more But I never fall, beat 'em all 'Cause you know I'm so humble I say that with no ego I'm so humble It's just good manners They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best "Plus two," says you Not me, 'cause I'm so humble Mama raised me right I'm so humble, I'm so humble Watch out, watch out