Scared

I could make you scared, if you want me to I'm not prepared, but if I have to He said, I can make you scared, it's kind of what I do If you're prepared, here's what I propose to do You're in Russia and more than a million works of art Are whisked out to the woods When the Nazis find the whole place dark They'll think God's left the museum for good I can make you scared, if that's what I do If you're prepared, and if I have to If I make you scared, and you pay me to That's the deal, now here's what I can do for you Now there's a focus group that can prove This is all nothing but cold calculation Tests have shown that suspicious are hostile Their lives need not be shortened Truth be told, they can live a long, long while Tickled to death by their importance If you can make me scared, if that's what you do If I'm unclear, can I get out of this thing with me and you If you feel scared, and a bit confused I got to say, this sounds a little beyond anything I'm used to There's a precious few that can prove at the root This is all nothing but cold calculation Clearly entranced, you're leaving back now Defanged destroyer limps into the bay Down at the beach it's attracting quite a crowd As kids wade through the blood out to it to play Okay, you made me scared, you did what you set out to do And I'm not prepared, you really had me going there for a minute or two He said, you made me scared too, I wasn't sure I was getting through I got to go It's been a pleasure doing business with you --- Scared - The Tragically Hip