Offend In Every Way

I'm patient of this plan As humble as I can I'll wait another day Before I turn away But know this much is true No matter what I do Offend in every way I don't know what to say I'm coming through the door But they're expecting more Of an interesting man Sometimes I think I can But how much can I fake I'll speak until I break With every word I say Offend in every way You tell me to relax And listen to these facts That everyone's my friend And will be till the end But know this much is true No matter what I do No matter what I say Offend in every way --- Offend in Every Way - The White Stripes