American Ride

Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer Tidal wave comin' cross the Mexican border Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel Just don't get busted singin' Christmas carols That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turning Look ma, no hands I love, this American ride Gotta love this American ride Momma gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life Kids on the YouTube learnin' how to be cool Livin' in a cruel world, it pays to be a mean girl That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turning Look ma, no hands I love, this American ride Gotta love this American ride Poor little infa-Miss America's down She gained five pounds and lost her crown Quick fix plastic surgical antidote Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller Spill a cup of coffee make a million dollars Customs got a thug with an aerosol can If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan That's us That's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turning Hot dog, hot damn I love, this American ride Gotta love this American ride, oh yeah --- American Ride - Toby Keith