Lions And Tigers And Bears

Whoa, whoa Confidently, I did the thing A woman like me should never do I stepped on a scale And thought "What the hell?" 'Cause honey that scale was mighty rude So I've gained a little weight Mama's hair's a little gray And my strength just ain't the same But believe me when I say I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened They can't take me I'd tear the stripes off any tiger You just call me and I swear I'm right there and I'm not scared Of lions and tigers and bears Whoa, oh, whoa A wolf or a fox, please A big jabberwocky You just gotta knock on your mama's door I'll fight through the fire But if there's a spider - well honey That's what your friends are for! I know sometimes we don't agree But I'm always on your team And if somebody's ever mean If they try to take a swing I'm gon hit that gangster lean Somebody hold my earrings Let me get that Vaseline 'Cause they gon' have to go through me I'd fight the real Loch Ness monster for my baby I'd slay the dragon and I'll drag 'em 'Cause I'm crazy I'd scare the stripes off any calidah You just call me and I swear I'm right there and I'm not scared Of lions and tigers and bears Whoa, oh, whoa --- Lions and Tigers and Bears - Todrick Hall