Drinkin' Bone

Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock And all my friends are twistin' off I'm at the house just turnin' on TV And they all wonder why I've changed How many times must I explain It's basic honky tonk anatomy The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Hey two plus two is always four And down is south and up is north Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold You play with fire you end up burned The early-bird gets the worm But the only thing you really need to know Is The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Hey sing it with me Let's make sure you know The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected the the The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long And she won't think it's funny And I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone