Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo

Well, I walked in the band just started The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought no way with all this raucous But after one round with José Cuervo I caught my boots tapping long with the beat And after two rounds with José Cuervo That band was sounding pretty darn good to me Then some stranger asked me to dance And I revealed to her my two left feet Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked But tonight's about me and an old memory Then after three rounds with José Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor And after four rounds with José Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before Well around five or round six I forgot what I came to forget And after round seven or was it eight I bought a round for the whole damn place And after nine rounds with José Cuervo They were countin' me out I was about to give in Then after ten rounds with José Cuervo I lost count and started counting again One round with José Cuervo I went two rounds with José Cuervo Three rounds with José Cuervo Five or was it four Four or five? Yeah, six rounds with José Cuervo (There's a few drinks sitting around) 'Bout eight too many (You can't drink five) Eight rounds with José Cuervo (yeah) Ten rounds with José Cuervo