His Cheeseburger

(Archibald Asparagus: And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.) He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger And I might like a milkshake as well She said to him I can't give you either And he said Isn't this Burger Bell? She said Yes it is, but we're closed now But we open tomorrow at ten He said I am extremely hungry But I guess I can wait until then 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for you-oo, yeah He'll wait for you-oo Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for you-oo Oh he will wait for you He stayed at the drive through til sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's Bacon and eggs for half price! How could he resist such an offer He really needed something to munch Cheeseburger please do not get angry, He'll eat and be back here for lunch 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for you-oo He'll be back for you-oo, Won't be so long Cheeseburger, Oh lovely cheeseburger Oh he'll be back for you 'Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all his heart And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese He would get down on his hands and knees To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you, Clean that dirty cheese off just for you! You are his cheeseburger....