Pong Dance

Been away for college, was the baddest geek around He's been doing everything but make his parents proud He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend His barbie tried a female Ken But when the white ball hits the red cup He's the baddest fucker in the frat club Then he does the pong dance The the the the pong dance He does the pong dance The the the the pong dance He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!" And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red Even though he told the guys he got her into bed But when you see him at the table He turns out to be rather stable And when the white ball hits the red cup He's the baddest fucker in the frat club Then he does the pong dance Then he does the pong dance