Redneck Shit

American by birth and Southern by the grace of God Means that everything I do, I do it right New York and California, you can go and have your fun But down here I got a list of what I like Eating tater tots and p***y Sucking Mountain Dew and tits Kick my grandpa in his nutsack Then I suck my boss' dick Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits Then I shoot my neighbor's cat I love that redneck shit You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick If you can read this then the bitch fell off, had to stick her on a bike Sure, but it's also a tattoo ink on my dick Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits Jacking off my neighbor's dog I love that redneck shit People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham And after dinner you can nibble on her beef Meet a [?] at the [?] then I fucked her for a bit Shoved a dildo up my asshole to see if it can fit Buy a million of magazines that show the clit Then I tow my brother's butt I love that redneck shit Redneck shit