Walk the Plank

What do we have here mateys? A bunch of scallywags Looks like some landlubbers that can barely swim I don't think they can swim and there's a shark over yonder I think they need a swimmin lesson You know what to do... Now you fools need to give up the cache Give us the jewels or you'll go for a splash You'll get shanked or go off the ships flank Now you will all walk the plank WALK THE PLANK Now listen up it's no use now so give it up What goods were ye picking up, what cargo ye shipping up Where be the manifest of me pirate inheritance? Confess where that gold rests or die for your arrogance I've had enough of you ruffians, I've already told you We haven't got any gold, our goods haven't sold through That water looks really cold - Pusin' me go way more slow Maybe just a tippy toe. That knifes sharp don't poke me WOAHHHH (splash) I live for the splash and its glorious sound It's time for yer crew to walk off and drown Now you fools need to give up the cache Give us the jewels or you'll go for a splash You'll get shanked or go off the ships flank Now you will all walk the plank WALK THE PLANK I've heard stories and all the tall tails I know that we are close Speak now or Become barnacle scales Give us what we wish, Or you'll swim with the fish Off the plank ya go Matie Say hi when you see me Davie I don't know what you speak but I hear your frustration But I can not fill your need this sensation I'm just a stow got saved from an under tow You ask all these questions but I surely don't know I believe your story It brings a tear to me eye Oh well too bad you're still gonna die Now you fools need to give up the cache Give us the jewels or you'll go for a splash You'll get shanked or go off the ships flank Now you will all walk the plank WALK THE PLANK One of ye knows the location So talk with that mouth Of treasure buried on an island A days sail to the south Ye don't want me aggression It will end in a swimming lesson At the floor of the sea Yer bones will be resting Ye'll never get away with this, ye scoundrel so heartless Yer soul it is lacking and I curse yer dead carcass I'll never be caught talkin to sinners like thee Compared to yer villainy I'll choose me the sea Ye cur, fill yer lungs, take a deep breath Cause the next thing ye speak to will be a shrimp in the depths Now you fools need to give up the cache Give us the jewels or you'll go for a splash You'll get shanked or go off the ships flank Now you will all walk the plank WALK THE PLANK You there with the fiddle, I'm sick of that diddle Make him walk the plank so I don't have to hear any more of that scribble Enough with the horns, my ears are quite worn I'd like to see that tuba fly off into a storm And then there's the trap, that one with the clap I've had enough submarine, take a walk off the flap If I have to hear that snare keep ringing in the air I might lose my mind and pull out me hair But that harpsichord's sweet I think that one I'll keep Now that I've captured your keys I'll throw you into the sea --- Walk the Plank - Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew