Rough Pirates Anthem

This thing right here... is for my pirates on the seas Stop, drop, shovels down in the X spot Yo Ho, that's how we pirates row Ninjas wanna try Ninjas wanna lie Then Ninjas wonder why A ninjas gonna die All they'll know is pain Cannonballs will rain Americas to Spain I continue my campaign I resort to violence That's just my style is Don't believe in kindness Scurvy Crew is the wildest Steal from the British Kill em in the scrimmage Take it, then we split it NO THIS IS NOT just an image But what the heck you gonna do When we sail upon you Messing' with the wrong crew Surely get you run through I'm a have to show ninjas Lock and unload on ninjas Going toe to toe with ninjas Ammo will explode ninjas Nothing but a vandal Give the queen all she can handle Raid the castle form a scandal Just cause I command you Always make a great escape Make wenches feed me grapes Pay the ransom by your weight See the me close your gates Stop, drop, shovels down in the X spot Yo Ho, that's how we pirates row Is you pirates crazy No time for being lazy Nothings gonna sway me Listen to me, Mateys Noblemen will get it too Giant squid in Irish stew Knock your ass to Timbuktu How I make revenue Watch my pirates shakedown Behold while they break ground Maken'ninjas bow down Won't survive a showdow n YOHOHO its funny That royals owe me money Scurvy and I'm ugly Surly, blind, and scummy Sail for that green Peg leg so I lean Killin them marines Blown to smithereens Skull and cross bones Rap with davy jones SKILLED with microphones And the sea is me home Your home is the grave My homes on the waves On your head i'll shave YO HO HO IM a knave Quick to a pull a sabre Force you into labor Time to meet your maker Captain Dan is greater Stop, drop, shovels down in the X spot Yo Ho, that's how we pirates row Look what you done started I'm takin what ye guarded Had it, should have shot her Now in Davy Jones locker Get at me, dog; run a rig spliff? With this one, I feed fish Pirates know when I kick this The seas stormy when I split ships What was that one eye for When I sailed into port? Oh, you thought you had a man o war? Boom! Not anymore You're scuttled on the sea floor Wishin' you never saw Me sail into port With that open cannon door Take them down on the beach head Killin by the bulkhead Ships floor is red Yeah, that lubber's dead It ain't a mystery I'm infamous in history Lubbers ain't never did spit to me Navies can't get to me Gots to make the move Cutlass point to prove we sale by the star Got 'em all like "yarr" So the next time You hear this lubber rhyme Try to keep your thumb On the wenches and the rum --- Rough Pirates Anthem - Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew