Cap D on the tape deck.... Cap D!
Yo Ho, Avast, Guess Who's Back?
Cap d on the attack, so take a step back
Cause we will hurt you, killin' is our virtue
And if our cannonballs miss than we will curse you
Bigger jewels, bigger guns, bigger rum
I got this pirate rap game under me thumb
Cap D's on the bridge, and I like how it feels
All hands on deck, now gimme the wheel
It's been far too long since I had something to steal
Governor's daughter, feels head over heels
Ransoms the deal, take her for real,
Bring her to the sea and in me quarters I'll plunder her Keel
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
We rated Arrr, cause I split you in two sides
In front a mirror, so you watch yourself die
Collect ransoms before releasing captives
Killing 'em anyway, no matter what happens
No equal Unspeakable gleeful evil people
Give me one more to sail make us pop a needle
Wenches spread eagle make me feel like I'm a regal
Feeling so good that it should be illegal
We rated Arr cause we bards sailin' under the stars
We get scars when we spar after cheatin' at cards
I'll take yer bark I'll rape yer tart
I'll jab yer parts I'll stab yer heart
Powder and guns louder than drums
Chowder yer mum, we founders of scum
By any means necessary capturing dignitaries
Leave em in the bilge till they dyeing of dissentary
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
The next to verse the pirate with the curse
Straight out the locker of Davy Jones, I'm rattlin bones in homes
Flauntin' essence yarrr ye gonna feel me presence
Early graves for ye surly knaves
Ye won't see pearly gates cause no mercy we gave
The world of the livin and undead are mixin'
Sea dawg keeps it real, this non-fiction
Rhymes crash together like waves against the breakers
We thieves, liars, and big money makers
Your boy parleys plunders and pilfers
My dick's precious metal, Long John Silvers
We got the most, Sea Dawg's ghost
Pickin enemies clean like a rib roast
We dock on the port and don't fill out paper work
That's just how we make our caper's work
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho,
We are the most villainous
We are the most killinest
We are the most chillinest
We are the most villainous
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
WE RATEDARRR!! ARRR
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Rated Arrr - Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew
