The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, no I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh Nothing at all Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice s*x And she's gonna scream out "This is great" (Oh my God, this is great) Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh Nothing at all Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh Nothing at all