Manticore

Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over ten feet tall No man escaped its roar (roar!) Behold, my friends and foes alike The dreadful manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore The Manticore feels happiness Whenever you feel sad Because you got kicked in the junk The Manticore is glad The Manticore invented death And all things that are bad He'll kill your sister just for fun And make out with your dad Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore He'll enroll you in the school of pain And then teach the class He'll kick your ass in with his feet And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass Don't give him sass He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew Turns out that guy was you And yet you're there There can only be one explanation And that's that you're a zombie Now I'm scared It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind With the Manticore Manticore, where are you now? Are you gone forever? Oh no, wait, there you are He'll steal your girlfriend in the night And then he'll steal your soul He'll have a threesome with them both That's just how he rolls You may want to cry out loud "Manticore, you are wrong!" Too bad he already killed your ass In the first verse of this song Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore Manticore, manticore --- Manticore - Ninja s*x Party