For the Ladies

I kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love I said, You turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, And I lie wondering just what I should I do I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares, I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs, When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye, As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh --- For the Ladies - Stephen Lynch