She Gotta Smile

She gotta smile Yeah she gotta smile And she's flashin it right at me she gotta wink A wink across the bar And I know that its meant to be she gotta walk Oo she walking over And I know it could be my day she gotta.. friend.. oo she's gotta friend Whys she standing in her way? its a big fat friend Oh god there's always one Big fat friend To spoil my f--king fun now baby baby baby If its boots you wanna knock Leave your chubbly friend at home Because she's gonna block the cock I'm afraid of no man With any I contend But I cannot compete With your big fat friend so big fat friend? ah we meet again You won't leave her alone You roll your eyes Make sarcastic comments While you're sucking on the chicken bone but that's okay You think you won the battle But I tend to disagree See I know you and your achilles heel And he's standing next to me my nondiscriminating friend So what that you're a cow? Nondiscriminating friend Ill nail you anyhow I know that he's no looker And he's had a couple rounds But with every shot of yager Hey you loose a couple pounds now baby baby baby Bring the evening to an end Just you and me and my pal and your big fat friend --- She Gotta Smile - Stephen Lynch