A Girl Called Charity

Well I'd do anything for just once kiss Just to get my hands around her hips And when she puts her tongue between my lips I'm thinking, "Wow, this really could be it!" But then she smiles and says, "It's much too sweet" She's eyeing every other guy in the street So I'm in the bathroom every night of the week With a photograph of Charity Oh Charity, Charity Why don't you show some to me? Oh Charity, oh Charity You're nothing but a small town tease Boy, everyone says I'm a tease. Don't you know that's why they call me Charity? I give to everybody. Freely. I remember she came round one day When my parents were on holiday She said, "I'm lonely, do you mind if I stay?" And I said, "Sure baby, yeah, that's ok." Well she asked if she could have a bath And I said "I'd wash your back", for a laugh Well, when she said alright I thought tonight's the night, then in walked my mum and dad Oh Charity, Charity Why don't you show some to me? Oh Charity, oh Charity You're nothing but a small town tease Boy, stop bugging me I've got something else to do tonight Wash my hair? You must be joking Gotta file my nails. So it's back Well when I ask her if "tonight's the night"? If she says no I get the feeling she might And when she's near girl (?) thinking I could blush I think she's travelling on a different bus She's just a girl called Charity Hullo honey. What are you doing out here? Boy, I told you, stop bugging me You're too sweet Why don't you go away for some sugarpops or something? Why don't you go down the cinema? I've got better things to do Go away --- A Girl Called Charity - Television Personalities