I'm The Greatest Star

Listen, I got thirty-six expressions Sweet as pie, to tough as leather And that's six expressions more Than all them Barrymores put together Instead of just kicking me Why don't they give me a lift? It must be a plot 'Cause they're scared that I got Such a gift Well, I'm miffed 'Cause I'm the greatest star I am by far, but no one knows it Wait, they're gonna hear a voice A silver flute, oh, oh, oh, oh They'll cheer each toot Yay, she's terrific When I expose it Now, can't you see to look at me That I'm a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer Kid, I know I'd be divine Because I'm a natural cougher Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh They'll bend in half Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman? A thousand jokes Stick around for the jokes A thousand faces I reiterate When you're gifted Then you're gifted These are facts I got no axe to grind Hey, what are they, blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star Who is the pip with pizzazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Who's an American beauty rose With an American beauty nose And ten American beauty toes Eyes on the target, and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam! Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld, here I am! I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn 'Til someone blows it I'll light up like a light Right up like a light I'll flicker, then flare up All the world's gonna stare up Lookin' down, you'll never see me Try the sky, 'cause that'll be me I can make 'em cry I can make 'em sigh Someday they'll clamor for my drama Have you guessed yet Who's the best yet? If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I'm the greatest, greatest star --- I'm the Greatest Star - Barbra Streisand