13 Stitches

The first time I saw the Descendants, they were the fastest band I'd ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the Alley Cats to play After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, to Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record The next time I went to the Whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops The latter band played faster than I could believe But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, 'cause having long hair was a mistake The third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my head I managed to catch about 6 rounds of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave before DRI played fifty lousy songs My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash --- 13 Stitches - NOFX