Anarchy Camp

I got an invitation to anarchy camp There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening The soundtrack will go multi platinum Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn You may not want to stay and see how we take care of a turncoat Christiana's kinda far away So come along with me We can dance and trip and be anarchists We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks Then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail And use them to spike the punch Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded If you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them Cause everyone who's no one, will be participating No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism Destruction of the system So come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchic bus We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts And we're never coming home Underwater basket-weaving, (we got some arts and crafts) Meth-amphetamine symposiums, (they last a couple days) African killer spelling bees, (you better get it right) Bowling in ice hockey rinks, (of course checking is allowed) Anarchy camp's never inert, (you think we don't know that it's) Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt, (our only motto) So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp Time to make some reservations for next year's Anarchy Camp --- Anarchy Camp - NOFX