Country Love Song

I made love to you all night long Then I got up to write you a song I watched you sleep and I fell in love You must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could ever do no wrong Then you farted Oh baby you farted At first I thought that it was kinda cute I suppressed a smile when I heard you're girly poot-poot But then the smell came a'waftin by Brought a little tear drop to my eye Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch Because you farted It can make milk curdle Make your skin crawl Make the paint peel off of the wall Don't wanna sleep under them covers no more Since the hot winds blew from out your back door Baby It sure has been a gas But somethin' up and died inside your ass As sure as hell that my name is Stephen It's about time that I got even Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass I think I shit my pants --- Country Love Song - Stephen Lynch