All the Pretty Girls

Shocked and startled by some peculiar twist of fate Don't know how it happened, but I'm punching above my weight I'm pinching myself, you're nothing like the girls I usually get Everyone assumes I bought you off the internet (All the pretty girls) Like me for who I am (All the pretty girls) When the record goes platinum Plenty of action, massive attraction When you're selling out stadiums (All the pretty girls) And their ma-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums Look mama, I'm dancing with the purtiest girl on the floor Everybody wonders what she wants to be with me for Girls in my orbit, I've got my own gravitational pull Flashing my pinewood smile like a red rag to a bull (All the pretty girls) Like me for who I am (All the pretty girls) When the record goes platinum Plenty of action, massive attraction When you're selling out stadiums (All the pretty girls) And their ma-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums (All the pretty girls) Like me for who I am (All the pretty girls) When the record goes platinum Plenty of action, massive attraction When you're selling out stadiums (All the pretty girls) And their ma-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums Pretty, pretty girls And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mommies Pretty, pretty girls And their mu-mu-mu-mu-moms Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-moms Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-moms Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-moms --- All the Pretty Girls - The Darkness