Southern Trains

Air-con set to sub-Arctic If it moves, it isn't quick Major delays, cancellations Tedious conversations Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face It's a disgrace It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking assholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air f******u, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere Journey into pure despair I just want to get somewhere Throw away the itinerary And hold that race in one place, stationary On your marks, get set, start this Southern trains atone It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking assholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air f******u, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere Them southern trains Choo-choo Boo-hoo Them southern trains Choo-choo Boo-hoo Heaving carriages of indignation Grown men weeping of pure frustration Totally packed and always late ??? It's a journey into pure despair (Got me on the rails) There are fucking assholes everywhere (This steam-age nightmare) I can smell piss and shit in the air (Slower than snails) f******u, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere --- Southern Trains - The Darkness