Clevor Trever

Just 'cause I ain't never â??ad, no, Nothing worth having Never ever, never ever You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall Into thinking that I ain't too clever And it ain't not having One thing nor another Neither, either is it anything, whatever And it's not not knowing that There ain't nothing showing And I answer to the name Of Trever, however Just 'cause I ain't never said, no, Nothing worth saying Never ever, never ever, never ever Things â??ave got read into what I never sad, 'Til me mouth becomes me â??ead Which ain't not all that clever And it's not not saying One thing nor another Neither, either is it anything I haven't said, whatever And it ain't not proving That me mind ain't moving And I answer to the name Of Trever, however Knock me down with a feather Clever Trevor Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever Either have they got Nor neither haven't not Got no right to make a clot Out of Trevor Why should I feel bad About something I ain't â??ad Such stupidness is mad 'Cause nothing underfoot Comes to nothing less to add To a load of old toot And I ain't half not half 'Cause there's nowhere to put it Even if I â??ad I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad Knock me down with a feather Clever Trevor Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever Either have they got Nor neither haven't not Got no right to make a clot Out of Trevor Also, it takes much longer To get up north, the slow way --- Clevor Trever - Ian Dury